Who I'm Not Worshiping Anymore

I've oft been accused of fickle hero worship. The notion is that somehow (you like my Obamesque language?) I fall for heroes and then sour on them later. Of course that's hogwash. Anyway, here's


Who I'm Not Worshiping Anymore
(and why they're shitlisted)


Who: TV writer and performer Tina Fey.
Why: "Impassioned defense" of Hillary Clinton on SNL last week.




Who: Journalist and author Michael Pollan.
Why: Churning out books without something genuinely new to say. And some other stuff.






Who: E! personality Debbie Matenopolous
Why: Went from skinny to Hollywood skinny. She seems all hard-angled and mean now.


Tough breaks for the Greek contingency.